Thursday, November 8, 2007

Diary of the Toilet Stall


is it really an impossibility to find a clean 'crap free', 'urine free' stall in public restrooms? I am really making reference to what I just experienced in the WORK restroom stalls...in total 5 to select from and none were even remotely clean.I am not sure if there is anything that can turn ones stomach so quickly as to walk into unassumingly to a toilet bowl filled with some other persons' 'crap', so to speak! Matters are made worse by stall hopping to find the one that will suit your sanitary requirements...and alas, the torture has ended!

What goes through the mind of the person that leaves their excrement behind for all for to revel...this is the beauty of my experience...it is an assult on 4 of our 5 senses (if your lucky). Okay, I have to share one more funny bit...listening to other people's reactions and the torment that they have to endure to find their suitable stall; knowing all the while that you occupy the only 'good' stall!

Please be cognizant the next time...double flush if neccessary, wipe the seat, and spray oder neutralizer if available!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

In defense of those of us that "forget to flush," that truly is not always the case. Sometimes we just do not have the extra time and must jump into a meeting or hurry out to meet waiting co-workers on your way out to lunch. One must prioritize their time during work so as to cover all bases. I mean, really, how hard is it to just reach your foot over and flush the toilet??? Stop being so lazy!!! You want to dump a log, then you gotta pay the price! Not all of us can find those magic Japanese toilet drops so easily!

Shaba G said...

I absolutely hate it when people don't flush! I think it is not only disgusting but RUDE! Is this how you live at home? Surely you flush shit down when you are at home unless you are a fu&*ing PIG! Take a second, look around, make sure it's all gone....would you want to walk into the stall you are about to leave?

Kim Thomas said...

This is indeed a great topic. It seems that less and less people are actually flushing when using public restrooms. Last month, in Vegas I went into 3 different stalls before finding a clean one.

Also, what is it that makes me totally gross out at the thought of flushing someone elses crap? I won't do it....the thought repulses me.